Moneyby Theins
What’s due, what the market did, and what something really costs. By text, kept private.
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What’s due, remembered.
Tell Theins when something is due, and it texts you ahead of time, at the hour you choose. Once, or every week.
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Remind me two days before the Amex is due on the 14th.
TheinsSet. You’ll get a text on the 12th at 9 AM.
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Every Friday at 5, remind me to pay the house manager.
TheinsSet. Every Friday at 5 PM, until you say stop.
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Alerts on what matters.
Tell Theins what’s worth a text: a large charge, a bill before it lands. It stays quiet about the rest.
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Text me if anything over $2,000 hits my card.
TheinsTheins texts you when a charge crosses the line you set.
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Tell me before any bill over $500 comes due.
TheinsA heads-up a few days ahead, at the hour you choose.
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Markets, when you ask.
For members who follow the market: the latest price and the headlines for any stock you name.
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Where did Apple close, and why did it move?
TheinsThe latest price from the quote source, with the time it was read, and the top headlines behind the move.
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What it really costs.
A new car, a watch, a piece of art, a plane. Theins checks what it’s going for right now and tells you where each figure came from.
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What’s a Birkin 25 going for right now?
TheinsNew or unworn asking $24,000 to $36,500; pre-owned $22,000 to $25,200. Retail at Hermès is $13,500.
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What would a new G-Wagen really cost, out the door?
TheinsA 2027 G 580 Electric with the Seat Comfort Package is $167,620 before tax, about $182,500 out the door in Manhattan.
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Back in stock, or under your number.
Name the piece and the page. Theins checks it each day and texts you once, when it changes.
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Tell me when the 36mm is back at the boutique.
TheinsTheins checks the page daily and texts you once, when it changes.
See it in a textDiscreet by default.
Private by design.
Your texts travel encrypted, and your cards and passwords sit in a vault only your passkey opens.
Only what you send it.
It sees only what you send it. Nothing is sold, shared or shown to anyone you haven’t asked it to reach.
Theins shares information, not financial advice.